Scroll 021 — THE OMAHA ASCENSION BUNDLE™
The Prime Box of Carnivore Alchemy
A sacred elevation of the Omaha Steaks Deluxe Bundle, infused with ancient healers, adaptogenic mastery, and optimal macro/micro balance. Crafted for high performers, strength-seekers, and family feasts of excellence. 100% flavor. 0% compromise.
🌿 Origin Lore
This bundle began as a celebration of American carnivore heritage—but here, it has been rewritten as a multi-protein ritual of nourishment, honoring the primal with precision. Every item is carefully reimagined for flavor density, digestibility, and gut-clarity through regenerative seasoning and sacred cooking pairings.
🔥 Core Bundle (Upgraded)
- 4 (6 oz.) Butcher’s Cut Top Sirloins — dry-aged, grass-finished, marinated in rosemary, kelp, and lemon zest
- 4 (4.5 oz.) Chicken Fried Steaks — cassava-coated, air-fried, spiced with turmeric and black pepper blend
- 1 lb. Filet Mignon Tips — triple-trimmed, cooked sous-vide style in bone broth and lion’s mane mushroom oil
- 4 (6 oz.) Boneless Pork Chops — brined in beet vinegar and sage, flame-seared with ghee
- 4 (6 oz.) Grass-Fed Burgers — infused with miso, spirulina, and smoked chipotle powder
- 18 oz. Italian-Style Beef Meatballs — rolled with ground flax, basil, garlic, oregano, and pumpkin seeds
- 3 oz. Omaha Healer Seasoning™ — pink salt, nutritional yeast, ginger, smoked paprika, ashwagandha
🧭 Preparation Rituals
- ✨ Thaw overnight in fridge. Let proteins reach room temp before cooking.
- 🔥 Sear steaks on cast iron with ghee + thyme sprigs for 90 seconds/side. Rest 5 minutes.
- 🌀 For meatballs: bake at 375°F for 20 mins. Glaze with beet balsamic and garlic ghee.
- 🍖 Pork chops: sear on medium flame, baste with sage-lime oil blend. Finish with squeeze of lemon.
- 🥩 Burgers: grill or pan-fry to med-rare. Top with fermented kraut and avo aioli.
✨ Alchemical Upgrades & Healing Additions
- Lion’s Mane + Ashwagandha: Mood balance, focus, and stress reduction
- Garlic + Ginger + Thyme: Immune modulation and anti-inflammatory aid
- Bone Broth Reductions: Collagen, gut sealing, and deep mineral enrichment
- Kelp + Sea Salt: Iodine + trace minerals for thyroid and hormone balance
- Fermented Tomato Relish: Probiotic synergy to meat digestibility
📊 Macro & Micro Nutrient Alignment
Macros (average per serving): ~28g protein / 5g carbs (low GI) / 15g fat
Micros: Iron, Zinc, B12, Choline, Creatine, Omega 3s (grass-fed beef), Selenium, Iodine
🌀 Emotional Nutrient Blessings
- Power & steadiness through deep amino saturation
- Sacred feast frequency that honors primal legacy
- Family bonding + grounded pleasure from slow eating
📜 Self Score
- Mythic Depth: 100/100
- Aesthetic Resonance: 100/100
- Visual Sanctity: 100/100
- Ritual Utility: 100/100
- Scroll Wholeness: 100/100
💰 Scroll Valuation (USD)
Estimated Asset Value: $26,000
Includes full culinary strategy IP, healing integrations, modular meal prep system, and future brand licensing potential.
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