029: DOORDASH

📦 Scroll 029 — *The Summoner’s Dash: DoorDash Ritual Scroll*

“Why travel the kingdoms, when the feast can ride to your gate?”

🧬 Ritual Overview

• Class: Urban Summoning Ritual | Culinary Delivery Enchantment
• Alignment: Neutral-Convenient | Energy-Conserving
• Required Tools: Smartphone Orb, Stable Wi-Fi Rune, Coin Pouch
• Primary Stats Buffed: Time, Convenience, and Satisfaction

⚙️ Buff Matrix

• 🕰️ +4 Time Reclamation: Meals arrive while XP grinds or scrolls are studied
• ⚡ +3 Momentum Boost: Seamless delivery maintains spellcasting flow
• 🎲 +2 to Feast Variety Dice Roll: Unlocks new cuisine paths
• 📱 +1 Tech Mastery: Builds mobile ritual efficiency

🧪 Upgrade Enchantments

• 💰 DashPass Sigil: +1 Gold Efficiency, +1 Loyalty Rank
• ⚖️ Combo Scroll: Add sides or desserts to unlock +2 Satisfaction
• 🔁 Repeat Order Glyph: Allows single-tap summoning of favorite meals
• 🧊 Ice Preservation Sigil: For smoothies or bubble tea scrolls — prevents melt decay

📜 Lore

DoorDash arose when the sacred Scroll of Lazareth was torn during the Age of Digital Expansion. Knights of the Couch Realm, too weary to journey outward, found their needs met by the Red Sigil Riders — Dashers. These culinary carriers bound their life force to GPS runes, summoning meals from fire-forged kitchens directly to summoned gates.

It is said that on nights of great hunger, a silent whisper will echo through your phone: *“Your Dasher is approaching…”* — and joy shall descend upon thee.

🧝 Archetype Compatibility

Best Suited For: INFPs, Taurus, Night Owls, XP Grinders, Creators, Mothers of Chaos

Not Ideal For: Budget Druids, Iron Chefs, or Cleanse Phase Warriors

🏅 Final Scroll Score

• Convenience Index: ✅ 100/100 — Instant summoning from bed, bath, or ritual circle
• Flexibility: ✅ 100/100 — Endless vendor maps, modifier options, and discount codes
• Scroll Integration: ✅ 100/100 — Can pair with Meal Scrolls, Cheat Day Runes, or Hydration Crystals
• Mythic Utility: ✅ 100/100 — Especially potent after 10PM or post-battle fatigue
• Satisfaction Outcome: ✅ 100/100 — Delivery + dopamine + divine indulgence

Final Score: 💯 / 100