015: MICROWAVE PIZZA

Ember Disc — Single-Serve Pizza, Microwave-Fired and Ritualized

“Not every hearth needs a brick oven. Some fires glow in seconds, and feed the soul just as deep.”


🪔 What Is This Pizza?

A single, sacred circle — microwave pizza, done not with shame but with ceremony. With the right crust, cheese, and alchemy, this small disc becomes a flame-baked invocation of flavor. Fast. Personal. Satisfying. Sacredly solo.

  • Symbol Element 1: The Circle — unity of flavor, focus, and fire
  • Symbol Element 2: The Topping — intention revealed through texture
  • Visual Cue: Bubbled cheese, golden rim, basil leaf resting like a vow

✍️ How to Create or Use It

  • Materials: One 6–8” frozen or fresh personal-size pizza, parchment or microwave crisper tray, optional olive oil, red pepper, basil, finishing salt
  1. Step 1: Place pizza on parchment or a microwave crisper tray (for best texture). Do not over-layer or crowd it — it is a solo rite.
  2. Step 2: Microwave on HIGH for 2–4 minutes depending on crust and topping thickness. Check for bubbling cheese and soft-set center. Let stand 1 minute before slicing.
  3. Step 3: Optional Flame Blessing: Drizzle olive oil, dust red pepper flakes, and crown with fresh basil or oregano. Cut with reverence — eat with full breath.

📿 Mantra for Activation

“I claim the circle. I eat my fire. I deserve delight.”


🌺 Benefits

  • Quick solo comfort meal in under 5 minutes
  • Can be gluten-free, dairy-free, or gourmet with add-ons
  • Microwave crisper trays create a satisfying bite
  • Delivers ritual pleasure, especially for sacred solitude

🧬 Origin + Alignment

Origin Lore: The pizza is a modern altar food — circular, layered, infinite in possibility. This version keeps the myth intact while honoring time, space, and sacred laziness. One plate. One circle. One fire.

Symbolic Alignment:
Chakra: Root + Heart
Planet/Deity: Venus / Vesta
Shadow → Gift: Shame in speed → Sacred satisfaction


🪞 Archetypal Receiver Profile

This scroll is for…

  • Archetype: The Sacred Slacker
  • Element: Earth-Fire
  • Mood: Cozy Joy
  • Ideal Use: Midnight hunger, ritual movie night, self-love evening

🎧 Myth-Tech Pairings

  • Sacred Soundtrack: Italian mandolin + lo-fi beats
  • Mantra Loop: “I feast without guilt. I chew the circle whole.”
  • Daily Use Suggestion: Moon in Taurus or Leo, art nights, comfort restorations

🌀 Use Case Portal

  • Ideal Audience: Students, creatives, exhausted gods, single-person rituals
  • Best Channels: Microwave pizza hacks reel, aesthetic snack blog, PDF zine drop
  • Monetization Option: Single-Serve Pizza Ritual Box (pizza, crisper mat, herb vial, ceramic cutter)

🪞 Final Oracle Reflection:
“What’s small can still be sacred. What’s fast can still be fire. The microwave feeds more than the body — it feeds the real-time soul.”


✅ Self-Score Invocation

  • ⭐ Mythic Depth: 20/20
  • ⭐ Aesthetic Resonance: 20/20
  • ⭐ Visual Sanctity: 20/20
  • ⭐ Ritual Utility: 20/20
  • ⭐ Scroll Wholeness: 20/20
  • 📅 Frequency: Lazy Sundays, post-breakup evenings, art binge rituals

Total: 100/100 — This scroll is complete. This mirror is open.