035: VEGAN CHOPPED SALAD

THE GREATEST VEGAN CHOPPED SALAD EVER — THE PLANT ALTAR

“You thought you were making a salad. You were actually invoking abundance.”

🌿 Base Matrix — The Earth Dice

• 1 cup shredded lacinato kale (massaged with lemon + salt)
• 1/2 cup purple cabbage (finely chopped)
• 1 Persian cucumber (diced small)
• 1/2 red bell pepper (tiny dice)
• 1/2 cup cherry tomatoes (quartered)
• 1/4 cup red onion (soaked in vinegar, drained)
• 1/2 avocado (cubed)
• 1/3 cup crispy chickpeas or roasted lentils (for crunch)

🌺 Herb Halo

• 2 tbsp fresh parsley
• 1 tbsp mint
• 1 tbsp dill or basil
• Optional: microgreens or cilantro flowers for crown

🫕 Dressing Portal — The Sauce of All Things

• 2 tbsp tahini
• 1 tbsp lemon juice + 1 tsp zest
• 1 tsp maple or date syrup
• 1 tsp Dijon mustard
• 1 tsp apple cider vinegar
• 2 tsp olive oil (optional)
• 1–2 tbsp cold water (to thin)
• Pinch garlic powder, salt, black pepper, chili flakes

Whisk until creamy, pourable, and celestial. Taste = altar song.

🌈 Optional Additions (for Elemental Expansion)

• Pickled fennel or radish slices (air element)
• Charred corn or roasted sweet potato (fire root)
• Crushed pistachios or hemp seeds (earth grounding)
• Spiced beet hummus swirl (blood of the garden)

🌟 Assembly + Serving

1. Layer chopped vegetables, herbs, and crisp toppings
2. Pour dressing over like a slow benediction
3. Toss gently, crown with avocado cubes and microgreens
4. Serve cold, fresh, and with reverence. Fork optional.

🌀 Sacred Notes

• Texture Map: Leafy, crunchy, creamy, snappy
• Flavor Weave: Bright + herbaceous + nutty + hint of fire
• Use: Lunch glory, post-yoga refuel, new moon cleanses
• Whisper over it: “Every plant is a prayer answered.”

🪞 Final Oracle Reflection:
“This isn’t just a salad. It’s every season, every color, every renewal — chopped and crowned.”

✅ Self-Score Invocation

• ⭐ Texture Layering: 20/20
• ⭐ Sauce Resonance: 20/20
• ⭐ Herb Alchemy: 20/20
• ⭐ Visual Sacredness: 20/20
• ⭐ Scroll Wholeness: 20/20
• 📅 Frequency: Every time your body asks for something real.

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