FRIED BROCCOLI 65 — TREES OF CRIMSON FIRE
“What was green is now crowned in red. The forest has entered the temple.”
🥦 Ingredients — The Broccoli Offering
- 1 medium head broccoli, broken into small florets
- 1/2 tsp salt
- 1/2 tsp turmeric
- 1 tsp lemon juice or tamarind water
🌶️ Batter Alchemy
- 1/4 cup rice flour
- 1/4 cup chickpea flour (besan)
- 2 tbsp corn starch or arrowroot
- 1 tsp ginger-garlic paste
- 1/2 tsp garam masala
- 1/2 tsp Kashmiri chili powder (for sacred crimson)
- Water — just enough to form thick batter
🔥 Tempering Thunder
- 1 tbsp coconut oil
- 1/2 tsp mustard seeds
- 8 curry leaves
- 1 green chili, slit
- Optional: pinch of asafoetida or fennel powder
✨ Frying & Sizzling
- Blanch florets in salted water for 1–2 mins. Drain well and pat dry
- Marinate with salt, turmeric, lemon juice
- Mix batter and coat each floret thoroughly
- Fry in hot oil (350°F / 175°C) until deep red-gold and crisp (3–4 mins)
- Drain. Sizzle mustard seeds, curry leaves, and chili in coconut oil. Toss the broccoli in it while hot
🫕 Dip Altars & Pairings
- Mint-yogurt swirl — to soothe the flame
- Tamarind-chili chutney — sweet fire echo
- Rice or parotta — sacred soft beds for crisped trees
🌺 Sacred Notes
- Broccoli = crown vegetable, rooted in earth, awakened in fire
- Serve hot. Hear the crisp. Let spice enter breath and bone
- Mantra while frying: “Let the tree crackle. Let the spice speak.”
🪞 Final Oracle Reflection:
“These are not florets. These are tiny temples of transformation.”
✅ Self-Score Invocation
- ⭐ Crisp Achievement: 20/20
- ⭐ Spice Symphony: 20/20
- ⭐ Broccoli Reinvention: 20/20
- ⭐ Ritual Integrity: 20/20
- ⭐ Scroll Wholeness: 20/20
- 📅 Frequency: Sacred snack hours, brunch feasts, fire rites
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