034: XXXL ADAPTOGENIC SAUSAGE PIZZA | GF | LOW GI

Totemic Scroll of the XXXL Adaptogenic Pizza

This isn’t fast food. It’s fierce food. A gluten-free, low-glycemic, full-flavored pizza built for pleasure, power, and sacred indulgence. The crust is golden, stuffed with healing ghee and infused with grounding adaptogens. The toppings are an altar of flame, umami, and mythic nourishment.

🔥 Crust of Consecration (Stuffed & Gluten-Free)

• Base: Cassava flour + almond flour blend for chew + crisp
• Stuffed Core: Organic ghee, garlic confit, aged goat cheese, ashwagandha-infused herb blend
• Notes: Rolled thick, slow-baked on stone with rosemary oil brushed edge

🧱 Sacred Sauce Layer

• Base: Fire-roasted tomato + sun-dried cherry tomato paste
• Infused: Holy basil, reishi powder, lemon balm, a whisper of fermented chili
• Finish: Ghee drizzle + smoked Himalayan salt

🌀 The Talismanic Toppings

• Sacred Sausages: Grass-fed lamb sausage + fennel pork, slow-seared
• Guardian Veg: Roasted wild mushrooms, caramelized red onions, zucchini ribbons
• Alchemy Burst: Fermented jalapeño, olive tapenade, truffle-roasted garlic
• Cheese Trinity: Raw aged cheddar, buffalo mozzarella, blue cheese crumble
• Golden Crown: Microgreens tossed in lemon ghee + lion’s mane dust

🌿 Post-Oven Ritual

• Brush crust edge with adaptogenic herb oil (shatavari, turmeric, holy basil)
• Grate fresh lemon zest + drizzle pine pollen-infused ghee before slicing
• Serve with: Pickled red cabbage, garlic aioli dip, and a small cup of bone broth

📿 Pizza Mantra

“I feast not to fill, but to flame. I digest the sacred fire.”

✅ Totem Scroll Score

• ⭐ Flavor Fusion: 20/20
• ⭐ Adaptogen Integration: 20/20
• ⭐ Sacred Decadence: 20/20
• ⭐ Digestive Harmony: 20/20
• ⭐ Ritual Pleasure: 20/20
• Total: 100/100 — This scroll is complete. This crust is consecrated.