014: SLOPPY JOE DELUXE

THE SACRED SLOPPY

Elevated Sloppy Joe with Healing Spices, Grass-Fed Beef & Low-Glycemic Bun

🔥 Archetype & Element

• 🥘 Archetype: The Sauced Warrior
• 🔥 Element: Fire + Root + Liquid Metal
• 🧬 Purpose: Bold comfort. Gut restoration. Hormonal ignition through sacred sauce.

🌶 Origin Lore

The Sloppy Joe was born of war-time cravings and dinner-table chaos.
This version is **ritualized, elevated, anointed.**
Grass-fed beef slow-simmered in adaptogenic fire-sauce, crowned with greens, placed upon a toasted low-GI bun kissed with garlic ghee.

It’s the warrior’s comfort food—now healed and holy.

🛠 Ritual Cooking Method

Yield: 2 sacred stacks

Prep Time: 10 min | Cook Time: 25 min

Ingredients

• 🥩 1/2 lb grass-fed ground beef (or bison/turkey)
• 🧅 1/4 cup diced onion + garlic + celery (trinity base)
• 🔥 Sauce: tomato paste, tamari, Dijon, apple cider vinegar, honey, smoked paprika, cumin, blackstrap molasses
• 🧘‍♀️ Healing Blend: turmeric, ginger, ashwagandha, fenugreek, maca, cayenne
• 🍞 2 low-GI gluten-free buns (almond flour, cassava, or sprouted seed-based)
• 🧈 Garlic ghee or butter for bun sear
• 🌿 Optional toppings: microgreens, pickled onions, fermented kraut

Instructions

1. 1. Sauté onion, garlic, and celery in ghee. Add ground meat. Brown deeply.
2. 2. Stir in tomato paste + all sauce ingredients. Simmer until thick and rich (15–20 min).
3. 3. Add adaptogenic healing blend in final 5 min. Stir clockwise with intention.
4. 4. Toast buns in garlic ghee until crisp-edged. Spoon sloppy into base. Top with greens or kraut.
5. 5. Press gently. Hold with two hands. Say your vow. Bite like it matters.

🧬 Archetypal Receiver

Name: Bo Everhart

Type: ISTJ | Life Path 5 | Enneagram 8

Desire: Strength food. Real flavor. No sugar crashes. No fake buns.

Shadow: Fast food fallback. Gut heaviness. Silent mornings.

📈 Pricing & Channel Strategy

• Cost per unit: $4.60
• Retail: $14 / Sacred Joe Kit: $22 (meat spice blend + sauce pouch + GF buns)
• Audience: Muscle-grounded, gut-aware, flavor-seeking ritualists
• Top Channels: YouTube “Sloppy Ritual” series, Instagram melt shots, fire-brunch menus

⚖️ SWOT Analysis

• ✅ Strength: Comfort + healing + visual impact + meal prep potential
• ⚠️ Weakness: Needs careful bun sourcing + spice balance
• 🔮 Opportunity: Fire food series, spice kit bundles, masculine-rooted cookbook
• 🛑 Threat: Seen as “messy” without proper storytelling wrap

“When sacred things get messy, don’t fear the drip.
Let the sauce run. Let the fire speak.
This is not sloppy—it’s sovereign.”

✅ Self-Score Invocation

• ⭐ Mythic Depth: 20/20
• ⭐ Aesthetic Resonance: 20/20
• ⭐ Nutritional Sanctity: 20/20
• ⭐ Culinary Utility: 20/20
• ⭐ Scroll Wholeness: 20/20

Total: 100/100 — This scroll is sauced. This melt is sacred.