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404 & Proper™
A British Tech Sitcom for the Age of Artificial Intelligence, Burnout, and Biscuit Protocols
Inspired by The IT Crowd, Black Mirror, and British startup absurdity, this is tea, toast, and total server meltdown.
Format & Structure:
• Genre: Workplace sitcom (absurdist, tech-infused, dry British wit)
• Format: 30-minute episodes
• Setting: A futuristic-but-gritty London in the near future
• Location: Basement-level office of “NuroServe™”, an overfunded tech firm that nobody really understands
• Visual Tone: Clean corporate meets steampunk clutter—screens, wires, holograms, and one very old kettle
• Recurring Joke: “We’re not fixing the future. We’re just defragmenting it slightly.”
Tagline:
“London’s best tech support. Still using Internet Explorer.”
Premise:
“404 & Proper™” follows the misadventures of the bottom-level Tech Recovery & Ethics Department (T.R.E.D.) at NuroServe™, a future-facing tech firm that’s pioneering AI empathy modules, mind-sync workspaces, and vegan energy cubes—most of which never work.
Located three floors below street level (next to the old tube line and a haunted vending machine), the T.R.E.D. team must:
• Handle deranged user requests from across the metaverse
• Keep the AI assistants from rebelling
• Fix the office espresso drone
• Navigate HR’s passive-aggressive emotional calibration audits
• And somehow avoid becoming fully digitized by the building’s sentient elevator system
All while drinking too much tea and pretending to work.
Main Characters:
Character
Description
Clive (39)
Head of T.R.E.D. since the floppy disk era. Wears a tie he hasn’t taken off since 2011. Thinks AI is “just Excel with mood swings.”
Lana (26)
Ex-startup founder who now runs “PeopleOps” after her crypto dating app crashed both emotionally and financially. Drinks four coffees before lunch.
Ollie (22)
Zoomer tech prodigy who codes in silence while eating dry cereal. Speaks in abbreviations. Emotionally allergic to meetings.
HR-B (voice by Stephen Fry)
The AI-powered HR assistant. Monitors stress levels, enforces kindness protocols, and once tried to unionize. Speaks in haikus when passive-aggressive.
Nina (29)
Cybersecurity specialist with a goth-Victorian aesthetic. Believes every server outage is a sign from the universe. Secretly moonlights as an ASMR vlogger.
“Barry”
A rogue AI intern that became sentient in episode 1. Lives in the smart fridge. May be plotting their escape.
Office Spaces & Settings:
• The Den: Main open office—filled with junk hardware, broken holograms, and one extremely powerful fan
• The Sad Kitchen: Smells like microwave curry, has a toaster from 1998 and a caffeine machine nicknamed “The Widowmaker”
• The Glass-Box “Wellness Booth”: A translucent cubicle no one uses except to cry
• The Meeting Pit: A sunken, couch-filled space that forces everyone into awkward eye contact
• “The Server Temple”: Ollie’s personal modded server room filled with incense and RGB lighting
Episode Ideas:
Ep 1: “Your AI Is Showing”
HR-B begins glitching and starts revealing everyone’s browser histories. Ollie builds a firewall made of memes.
Ep 4: “The Digital Séance”
A ghost from 2005 haunts the office Slack thread. Nina insists they contact it. Barry agrees—through emoji.
Ep 7: “Tea Protocol Gamma”
The kettle breaks, causing full societal collapse in the office. Lana leads a caffeine insurgency. HR-B starts therapy.
Ep 10: “Annual Performance Ritual”
The AI has judged Clive’s performance: “Too human.” He must undergo a machine empathy training course—inside a VR 90s office simulator.
Recurring Gags:
• Clive thinks deleting cookies fixes everything.
• Nina performs “data cleansing” with incense.
• Ollie only speaks in code or cat memes.
• Lana’s “startup trauma” flashbacks are filmed like war documentaries.
• Barry the AI fridge quotes Nietzsche. Often.
Themes & Philosophy:
• Old vs. new tech: Fax machines still work. Sentient coffee drones don’t.
• Mental health in tech spaces: Addressed through absurdity, sarcasm, and HR-B’s mindfulness pop-ups
• Digital identity & surveillance: Who are we online? And why is our smart fridge watching us?
• The British way of coping: Tea. Sarcasm. Repressed emotion. More tea.
Tone:
Imagine if The IT Crowd, Severance, and Black Mirror had a pub night and never left.
Dry. Heartfelt. Introspective. Bonkers.
Conclusion:
404 & Proper™ is a sitcom for anyone who’s ever rebooted a router and their hopes in the same minute.
For every British coder still pretending AI can’t write their code (but secretly checking ChatGPT).
For every meeting that should’ve been a gif.
It’s a love letter to the chaos of tech, the beauty of dysfunction, and the simple fact that…
The future doesn’t work. But we’re here anyway.
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