BONE-IN SHORT RIB SLAB BEEF BURGER

Absolutely. Here’s the full build for your Bone-In Short Rib Slab Burger—a primal, slow-roasted, thick-cut masterpiece with sauce, crunch, and fire.

Bone-In Short Rib Slab Burger

Slow-Cooked Beef Rib | Spicy BBQ Glaze | Thick Pickles + Mustard Snap

Tagline: “Bite the bone. Taste the throne.”

1. Concept Overview

This is not your average burger—it’s a whole slab of bone-in short rib, slow-braised until tender but structured, then char-grilled or seared to finish. No ground meat. No patty. Just rich beef, one bone, bold crust, layered on a toasted bun with tangy, spicy BBQ sauce, extra-thick pickles, and a sharp mustard kick.

It’s primal. It’s messy. It’s glorious.

2. The Rib Slab (The “Patty”)

Cut:

• English-style bone-in beef short ribs, cut 1.5–2 inches thick

• One rib bone per slab—must have full meat cap and clean bone

Cook (Braise + Grill Method):

• Dry rub with: salt, pepper, smoked paprika, garlic powder, mustard powder

• Sear both sides hard in cast iron

• Braise low & slow in:

• Bone broth

• Apple cider vinegar

• Tomato paste

• Garlic, onion, bay leaf, thyme

• Dash of hot sauce or chili oil

• Braise until tender but still holding together (~3 hours at 275°F)

• Chill slightly, then grill or pan-sear to crust the exterior

3. Spicy Tangy BBQ Sauce (Brush + Drip)

Base:

• Tomato paste or puree

• Apple cider vinegar

• Mustard

• Garlic + smoked paprika

• Cayenne, black pepper

• Monk fruit or molasses for low-GI sweetness

• Optional: splash of tamarind or lime juice for extra tang

Simmer until thick. Use as both glaze and topping. Brush during final sear.

4. Mustard Sauce (Sharp + Creamy)

Whip up this Midwest-meets-Carolina hybrid:

• Dijon + yellow mustard

• Greek yogurt or avocado mayo

• Apple cider vinegar

• Garlic powder

• Smoked salt

• Optional: horseradish or turmeric

Serve chilled. Adds zip and cream to balance fat + fire.

5. Toppings – Crisp, Acid, Bite

• Thick-sliced dill pickles (crinkle or coin-style)

• Thin white onion rings (raw or lightly brined)

• Optional: pickled jalapeño or banana pepper curls

• Fresh cilantro or parsley leaves (for herb lift)

6. Bun + Build

Bun:

• Toasted potato bun, pretzel bun, or GF brioche if needed

• Press both sides on grill or cast iron for crust

Stack Order (Bottom-Up):

1. Bun base + mustard sauce smear

2. Pickles

3. Bone-in rib slab, glazed and crusted

4. Slather of BBQ sauce

5. Raw onion rings

6. Bun crown with drizzle of mustard

7. Optional: skewer with grilled hot chili or bone knife handle

7. Optional Sides

• Grilled corn with chili-lime dust

• Sweet potato steak fries with garlic aioli

• Vinegar slaw with cumin + fennel

• Charred okra or pickled veggies

8. Dietary Profile

• Gluten-free adaptable

• No processed sugar (with monk fruit BBQ sauce)

• High-fat, collagen-rich bone-in beef

• Designed for smoky carnivore indulgence with acid-crunch balance

Want me to create an image of this burger beast—bone-in rib slab stacked high, dripping with BBQ sauce, pickles layered like armor, mustard shining bright?