Opposite Problems

August 23, 2017

So many god damn beautiful women out there, how can I get me one? I’ll have to plot and scheme, maybe even get some muscles and moolah, wear expensive clothes and cologne, so that I can make one of them mine. Then I’ll be happy.

So many god damn dudes hit on me all damn day, which makes me very happy, yet when I pick one to be mine, he eventually loses interest and starts sniffing elsewhere! All my charms wear off on him. What’s up with that??