Course Correction

August 3, 2017

At any given moment, you can change the sails of your boat and head in a new direction. We don’t have to accept things as they are.

Someone snoring loudly?
Get up and walk away. Go into a different room.

Can’t move?
Put in some ear plugs.

Don’t have any?
Remember to buy some next time and put on your headphones.

Batteries dead?
Plug your ears and mutter “la la la la la la, can’t hear you.”

Can’t do that either?
Well, hell, pray for the god damn Angel of Mercy to show pity on you and to crash your plane into a giant volcano. The biggest one in all of the land.

End it all and try again in your next life.