All hot girls become less hot after you see them naked.

July 2, 2015

And way less hot, even annoying, after you have sex with them.

How could that be?

It’s not the hot girl’s fault.
It’s not the probably-ugly guy’s fault, either.

It’s a trick played on us.
Hotness is a mirage.
An optical illusion by nature.

Us guys are stuck on a desert.
And nature turns up the heat.

So thirsty. So weak. It’s. so. freakin. hot.
God, I would give anything for a drop of water.

Oh yea? Nature smirks. Good boy.

Off in the distance, you suddenly see your salvation.
A hot, sexy, sleek, pool of cool water.
Oasis.
YES!

You do whatever it takes to run, walk, stumble, crawl there.
Close your eyes in anticipation. And grab a handful of ice cold water.
All you get is a mouthful of sand.

What the fuck!
Did I run the wrong way?!
You look around.

Yup, you did.
Off in the distance, there it is.
A hot, sexy, sleek, pool of cold water.

This time, I’m really gonna concentrate and make it there.
You do whatever it takes to run, walk, stumble, crawl there.

Nature laughs.
Good boy. Keep spreading em seeds, Johnny!