Why do guys love boobs (and butt, and legs)

June 29, 2015

Why do you guys care so much about boobs?
It’s just a sack of fat on our chest.
What’s the big deal anyways?

I heard a girl ask this.

Well, the question assumes we have a choice.
That we could just as easily love your eyes as much as we love your boobs.
But sadly, no.

Ok, love is not the right word.
Lust. Desire. The urge to mate.
I guess we could love your eyes.
But we lust after your boobs, butt, and legs.

It’s a primal thing.
I wish I could turn off that part of my brain most of the day, only to be turned on at the right time.
But no. I have no choice.
My animal male brain is primed to be aroused by certain parts of a female’s body.

Girls wearing shorter and shorter shorts at the mall.
Sexy magazine covers while waiting to check out at the grocery store.
Beyonce, Nicki Minaj & Katy Perry wearing nearly nothing in their music videos.
Actresses with skin tight tops, jumping up and down in every other scene.
Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition.
Hooters. Tilted Kilt. Cheerleaders.
Fox news anchors.
There is a near full-time assault on our animal brain.
All of this aimed at us guys to pay attention. And it works 100% of the time.

It’s no different that smelling food and salivating.
Or seeing bright light and our pupils adjusting.

Nature doesn’t care about true love, soulmates, or proper etiquette.
It cares about the survival of our genes. Go out there and spread your seeds, man!
And one of nature’s tools is that when we see cleavage, bright red lips, rosy cheeks, a butt with juicy written on it, long legs, or probably any part of your skin – we get primed, our gears start turning, and the urge to reproduce rises.

Trust me, it’s not personal.
It’s primal.