You are not your thoughts

May 21, 2015

Whatever crazy shit that is happening in your mind is exactly the kinda crazy shit that is happening in mine.

Trust me.

“I must be the only one with weird thoughts and everyone else is normal.”
Bullshit.

Therapists know the real secret.
And they make a killing with this information.
Who else can charge $300 per hour to sit there and do nothing?
The customer does all the work. Pays a fortune. Leaves happy.
Now that is some super crazy shit.

Comedians know the real secret too.
And we pay to hear the crazy thoughts in their mind.
While we sit in the dark and laugh.

Buddhist monks also know this.
They’ve been telling us the truth for a thousand years.
But we don’t wanna listen because it’s free.