Weighing yourself daily is like drinking a glass of poison

May 18, 2015

I don’t know where you can find a large bottle of premium poison.
I doubt walgreens sells it? Maybe some shady european website will ship it.

Make sure you keep the bottle near your bed. And a shot glass.
So that when you wake up, that’s the first thing you see.

Hop out of bed in the morning, stretch your arms & legs.
All the weird dreams fading away as you pee.

But come right back and make sure to take your daily dose of poison.

And spend the rest of the day trying to live a normal life,
wondering why you feel so terrible.